On the first day of Christmas, my PI sent to me
A contract with a big fee
On the second day of Christmas, my PI sent to me
Two reports I love
And a contract with a big fee
On the third day of Christmas, my PI sent to me
Three company pens
Two reports I love
And a contract with a big fee
On the fourth day of Christmas, my PI sent to me
Four helpful words
Three company pens
Two reports I love
And a contract with a big fee
On the fifth day of Christmas, my PI sent to me
Five cell phones that ping
Four helpful words
Three company pens
Two reports I love
And a contract with a big fee
On the sixth day of Christmas, my PI sent to me
Six clients a-paying
Five cell phones that ping
Four helpful words
Three company pens
Two reports I love
And a contract with a big fee
On the seventh day of Christmas, my PI sent to me
Seven cases a-winning
Six clients a-paying
Five cell phones that ping
Four helpful words
Three company pens
Two reports I love
And a contract with a big fee
On the eighth day of Christmas, my PI sent to me
Eight subcontractors willing
Seven cases a-winning
Six clients a-paying
Five cell phones that ping
Four helpful words
Three company pens
Two reports I love
And a contract with a big fee
On the ninth day of Christmas, my PI sent to me
Nine targets named Nancy
Eight subcontractors willing
Seven cases a-winning
Six clients a-paying
Five cell phones that ping
Four helpful words
Three company pens
Two reports I love
And a contract with a big fee
On the tenth day of Christmas, my PI sent to me
Ten updates a-keeping
Nine targets named Nancy
Eight subcontractors willing
Seven cases a-winning
Six clients a-paying
Five cell phones that ping
Four helpful words
Three company pens
Two reports I love
And a contract with a big fee
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my PI sent to me
Eleven newsletters typing
Ten updates a-keeping
Nine targets named Nancy
Eight subcontractors willing
Seven cases a-winning
Six clients a-paying
Five cell phones that ping
Four helpful words
Three company pens
Two reports I love
And a contract with a big fee
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my PI sent to me
Twelve invoices summing
Eleven newsletters typing
Ten updates a-keeping
Nine targets named Nancy
Eight subcontractors willing
Seven cases a-winning
Six clients a-paying
Five cell phones that ping
Four helpful words
Three company pens
Two reports I love
And a contract with a big fee
Merry Christmas to all of my family, friends, fellow private investigators, clients, and social media followers. I truly hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and a blessed and successful 2018.